Hehe, I was just imagining me as a leader and Helen (my cousin) as my helper at a weight watchers meeting.
(i'm bored at work ok!)

Me: Now class, drinking beer and eating pizza is bad. Don’t do it or you will get fat!
Helen: You should know, how much beer did you have last night!
Me: Not the point Miss Gill (that’s Helen by the way) and I drank less then you!
Helen: But you ordered the pizza!
Me: That’s cos you were to drunk to do it and you eat half of it!
Helen: That’s true
Me: Now back to the lesson, pizza means weight gain
Helen: You stayed the same this week!
Me: I also ran a 10k race at the weekend
Helen: Not fair!
Me: The point is unless you are prepared to run a marathon, don’t do it!
Helen: Watching someone go for a run doesn’t earn extra points apparently
Me: It actually uses points if you eat a burger while waiting at the finish line