Never made this before so I think i'll give it ago.
Cant be that hard right?

So I’m thinking mince (corn mince since its all I’ve got in hehe), onions, mushrooms (i add mushrooms to everything, i love them), chilli (got garlic and chill sauce stuff I’m going to use), paprika, maybe some other spice if I think it needs it, kidney beans, chopped tomatoes and for some reason I keep thinking it needs a tin a baked beans but I dont know why!

Cook it all and serve with some rice.

Sounds about right I think